She has a name and her name is Magellen-Tomtom Garmin.

I’ve come to realize that I have an odd dislike for audio books. The recordings sound to me as if I’ve forced the GPS lady to read a novel and she had only just completed voice acting 101 class online with barely a passing grade.

No matter, I don’t have the time to read on my own, so I’ll bear with her authoritative calm voice and continue to turn left in 0.3 miles.