Some things about me:

1. I like to smell people. Generally, the victims are The Husband and The Toddler, but still.

2. I will do all I can to avoid splitting a pole or any divider when walking with my husband. I will even backtrack if I accidentally do, correct myself and walk the side that he took.

3. I have one hot temper and little patience, but I forgive easily. Hopefully, to be forgiven just as easily in return.

4. My sandwiches need to be diagonally cut, or I cannot thoroughly enjoy them.

5. Salty foods brings me joy. Consumables like bologna, and well, bologna. I really like bologna.
(Why isn’t bologna spelled like it is pronounced? What were they thinking?)